"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that
we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay
when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru
(bites lip sexily but really im just trying to peel this piece of skin off)
THIS POST DESCRIBES MY ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE
does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
|friend:||i watched an episode of the thing you like|
|me:||i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing|
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much